The Owl House of The Simpsons/Quotes

Quotes
[First lines]
 * Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman! Boys and Girls! Live, from Boiling Isles of the Springfield Civic Auditorium! It's The Owl House of The Simpsons! Here's your hostess, Luz Noceda.
 * Luz Noceda: Boop! Hola, Mama! I'm Luz. Luz Noceda. That's kind of a weird thing for another human to say. Welcome to The Owl House of the Simpsons. You may remember me from such Fox Network specials as Alien Nose Job, and five fabulous weeks of The Chevy Chase Show. Tonight, we're here to honor America's favorite non-prehistoric cartoon family. You'll see long-lost footage. never-before-seen material from your favorite episodes. old favorites you can't see in syndication. So join me, won't you, for The Owl House of The Simpsons. But, I'm gonna study all I can, and find a way back to you.


 * Luz Noceda: Put on the heels, step on the puppies and kittens, and the person who crushes the most by the time l come wins the coveted, uh, l don't know, let's say, uh, immunity from next week's final judgment ceremony night?


 * Luz Noceda: It was the eve of our good King's diamond jubilee, and the year her majesty's government came, to the very brink of disaster. She- I'm getting ahead of myself! My name is Luz Noceda, most recently of the King's 66th regiment. I had just arrived in Boiling Isles of the Springfield after lengthy service in Demon Realm of the Afghanistan, and was anxious to find a place where I was appreciated, since everyone in school hated me.


 * Luz Noceda: The Owl House of the Simpsons began as the brainchild. of cartoonist Matt Groening. and Dana Terrace. and the already-famous creator of such comics. as Damnation. Johnny Reb. Ihud The Kid. and True Murder Stories. In 1987, Groening teamed up with award-winning producers James L. Brooks, and Sam Simon. And what better place to premiere their creation than on The Tracy Ullman Show, the nation's showcase for psychiatrist jokes. and musical comedy numbers. On April 19, 1987, America first met The Simpsons.


 * Luz Noceda: Over the six years The Owl House of the Simpsons has been on the air, we've received dozens of letters from fans wanting to know more about the show. Tonight, we'll answer some of your questions. The question is. I think about the Owl Pellets every year. If I'm not mistaken, It's amazing adventures of the themselves.


 * Luz Noceda: Right about now you're probably saying, "Luz Noceda, I've seen every the Owl House of the Simpsons episode. You can't show me anything new." When the Light Hits That Ridge Just Right. Besides, you're wrong! Because sometimes episodes run long, and certain scenes never get aired. So, fire up your VCR, because here, for the first time ever are the cutout classics.


 * Luz Noceda: But, of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson D.N.A. evidence. [Laugh] And that would be downright nutty.


 * Luz Noceda: Yes, the Owl House of the Simpsons have come a long way. since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters. to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they'll have between now. and the time the show becomes unprofitable?


 * Luz Noceda: I'm Luz Noceda, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see: hard-core nudity!

[Last lines]
 * Luz Noceda: From that time on, Edna, King, and I were a close team. And over the years, we had many cases together. But I shall always look back on that first. with the most fondness. my introduction. to Luz Noceda. of The Owl House of the Simpsons.